Retail Blues (Song)

"Retail Blues" is a song written, produced, and performed by Lamarr Townsend intended for his second album "ADVERTISING".

Concept
The concept for the song "Retail Blues" was that Lamarr is getting ready for a shift at his retail job while he sarcastically expresses his disdain for retail jobs in general. Ironically, in retail stores you are bombarded with advertising all around you. The song is loosely inspired by La Toya Jackson's song "Just Wanna Dance".

Lyrics
Big boy jobs are in season now!

Oh, oh, oh

You got the retail blues

Ain't no shakin' you

Put some nail polish on

Turn on my favorite song

Gotta take a sh*t

'Cuz I'm gonna be late

Gonna drink some candy, wow

Sugar rush take this shift down

I'm gonna make it

Hope the customers don't hate

La, la, la

La, la, la

La, la, la

Retail blues

La, la, la

La, la, la

La, la, la

Retail blues

La, la, la

La, la, la

La, la, la

Retail blues

La, la, la

La, la, la

La, la, la

Retail blues

It's almost twelve o'clock

Fuck these customers I just wanna smoke